Je suis un avion.

Ask me anything   Currently starring in a one-woman performance art piece, "Two Degrees, Zero Potential."

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via fuckyeahwomenprotesting)

— 1 day ago with 271637 notes

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

image

(via alibuttons)

— 1 day ago with 56603 notes
pussylipgloss:

sickomobb:

don’t mind my doc marten suede grey goat hair oxfords

sorry some of my beard wax for my curly muscle man mustache is sliding down into my mouth its ok its made from real honey comb wax i dont even mind the taste

pussylipgloss:

sickomobb:

don’t mind my doc marten suede grey goat hair oxfords

sorry some of my beard wax for my curly muscle man mustache is sliding down into my mouth its ok its made from real honey comb wax i dont even mind the taste

(Source: sergeantd, via worstpal)

— 1 day ago with 17908 notes
#why is this making me laugh so hard 
lifeaftergina:

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd


I’m drunk and laughing so hard at this right now

lifeaftergina:

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

I’m drunk and laughing so hard at this right now

(Source: d0nn0, via recovery-through-fitness)

— 2 days ago with 452240 notes

fat-batman:

Panic! In front of the cute boy

(Source: rlckrolled, via ovodrizzy100000)

— 2 days ago with 62166 notes
quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one


Marry him

quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

Marry him

(via assbutts-in-the-outfield)

— 2 days ago with 190365 notes

This is inspirational.

(Source: twirpy, via ovodrizzy100000)

— 2 days ago with 289764 notes
vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

(via ovodrizzy100000)

— 2 days ago with 246260 notes